Esquires Coffee Hanely

This place serves up some of the best smashed burgers I've tasted. I had the "Son of a Bun" and "Pollos Hermanos," and both were amazing. The chips were a standout too, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and way better than the usual fare. The staff were super friendly, and ordering was straightforward. The portions were generous, and even reheating the leftovers the next day, they still tasted great. I definitely recommend giving this place a try!

Cafe Clock is an absolute gem! Their burgers are simply out of this world – juicy, flavorful, and cooked to perfection. The service is equally impressive, with friendly and attentive staff who make you feel right at home. Every detail, from the quality of the food to the warm ambiance, is spot-on. If you’re a burger lover, this place is a must-try. Honestly, it’s a 10/10 experience. Don't miss out!

Reviewing cafés and coffee shops isn't typically what I go for, but the buzz about Café Clock serving smash burgers and other savoury options as a café piqued my interest. Intrigued, I decided to explore what makes Café Clock so special. (For a quick summary, please read the last paragraph of this review). Upon entering the quaint and cosy Café Clock, we were soaked from the rain, and the warm ambiance was a welcome relief. However, our initial experience was less than stellar. No one greeted us, leaving us to awkwardly find our own seats. We finally settled into the only available table and began looking at the menu laid out on the table. Our service experience was slightly improved after we were eventually acknowledged, and we had a chance to converse with the café staff. Strangely, the menu was quite unconventional for a café—no coffee or tea in sight. Instead, it featured burgers, fries, and hot dogs. This unexpected twist was confusing, and I felt compelled to rate the service a 3/5. (From this point on, I'll review them as a burger joint rather than a café). After some thought, my brother and I placed our orders. I picked the "Nashville Hot (2 fillets)," while my brother chose the "Clock Tower burger (2 patties)." To share, we ordered a "Philly Cheesesteak" and "Beef and Chicken Loaded Fries." As we waited, we had a chance to rate the décor. The décor was soothing and impeccably clean. The brick walls and beige tones created a pleasant atmosphere, and the assortment of clocks added a unique charm. However, the seating arrangements left much to be desired, with only two main seating areas and a stool section. The pictures of their signature burgers were well-displayed and enticing. Décor-wise, I’d rate it a solid 4/5. When our food arrived, the presentation was impressive, promising a delightful meal; I was judging a book by its cover. The Nashville Hot was an utter disappointment—dry to the point of being like sand, with barely any sauce. The unmelted cheese added a plastic-like taste, making it a disaster. 1/5. Similarly, the Clock Tower burger featured decent smash patties that were juicy and succulent. However, the chicken element was disastrously dry and felt as if it were battered like fish, creating a texture clash that ruined the experience. A regrettable 2/5. The loaded fries fared slightly better. They were flavourful and tasty, but the portion size was disappointingly scant, finishing too quickly. It did lift our spirits a bit. 3/5. Finally, the Philly Cheesesteak was mediocre at best; the bread was soft, but the beef was flavourless. The cheese sauce was pleasant, yet I doubt it would impress any American palate. 2/5. Overall, Café Clock left much to be desired. Despite its cosy ambiance and charming décor, the lacklustre service and disappointing food overshadowed the initial appeal. The inconsistent quality of the dishes, from dry burgers to meagre portions, made for a terrible dining experience. Ironically, Café Clock's time seemed off, with no café options available. I would rate Café Clock a 2/5 overall—it's definitely not worth your time.